Hi, This isn’t some spicy or masala confession. If that’s what you’re here for, you can skip now. This is about my chillar cricket gang in Dallas. Most of my team is married now, except me and one other guy. The married folks are all busy with their family events like gender reveals, baby showers, annaprasannam and some Vrathaalu.
Since only the two of us are unmarried, and the rest are always stuck at home with these things, they also invite us the waste fellows who are still not married to their houses. Whenever I visit their homes, their wives greet me with a smile. I smile back politely. But over time, I started noticing something strange most of them were giving me a certain kind of smile. Like a shy or awkward smile, or a “hmm… you’re that kind of guy, huh?” kind of expression.
I couldn’t understand why, so I casually brought it up one day after a match, when everyone was a bit drunk and chilling. I slowly steered the conversation in that direction and asked, “Hey, do your wives say anything about me?” That’s when I found out the real story. Turns out, most of them have been using my name to make up stories and escape from their wives.
One guy’s wife found a condom packet in his car. He told her that I had taken his luxury car to meet a girl, and I must have forgotten the condom packet. Another guy said his wife noticed some dollar bills in his pockets. He ended up telling her that I had given him the dollar bills because my pockets were full, as I was going to a strip club. In reality, he had gone to the strip club himself and got some bills back.
Then there was another guy, his wife found some hair on his body. When she asked him about it, he said it came from my restroom, since he had stopped by my place for a post match discussion. That’s when I finally understood why all their wives were giving me that “different” kind of smile. Basically, they’re painting me as the ultimate bachelor villain.
In their eyes, I’m the kind of guy who lives with a partner or casually hooks up, the typical bad influence. So these “ideal husbands” are using us bachelors as scapegoats while they enjoy their lives and fool their wives.
To all the wives out there: Please don’t blindly believe your husbands when they blame a bachelor friend like me. We’re not the problem, your sweet, innocent husbands are the real culprits.
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